A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
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Son asks father diff btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
Ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
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A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.."
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Heart beat are countless,
Spirits are ageless,
Dreams r endless,
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless...
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