Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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