Nine Jokes 18+ Amazing

 

1) "Rape is Not a Crime"
 Its just a "Surprise Sex"

 

 2)Medical Science Says:
 "Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"
 But the Truth is..
 "Tighter The Woman's Clothing,
 Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Blood" ;->

 

 3)In school canteen,
 there was a basket of apples with a written note:
 "don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
 A little further there was a box of choclates,
 a naughty child wrote:
 "Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples"

 

 4)8 year son: Dad what's sex?
 Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
 Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form
 ?

 

 5)A depressed boy asked an old man:
 Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
 He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

 

 6)Virginity is
 Neither a Dignity,
 Nor a Security,
 Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
 Its just a...
 Lack of 0pportunity."
"

 

 

 7)Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
 phone rings,
 Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
 Turns to her Lover and laughs;
 My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

 

 8)A criminal enter into bed room,
 tied up husband & wife,
 kissed wife's ear & went to bathroom.
 Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U"
 Wife said "He didnt kiss me,
 He whispered in my ear that he's GAY,
 needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
 So b strong, I LOVE [....]

 

 9)A 5 year old boy,
 while taking bath
 and examining his testicles
 Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
'Not yet', she replied.