Collection of 5 Sweet SMS

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is
outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........

 

 

 

2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who
has made your life worth living."

 

The bartender almost got crushed..!!

 

 

 

3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i hav strtd loving a boy!

 

Mom angry:Wat?? Hw old is he? Wt duz he do??

 

Girl:He is 3 months old. Hapily kicking in my stomach :-P

 

 

4) Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

 

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

 

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...

 

 

5) Orange Ka Juice
Mera Yaar Kanjus

 

Aam Ka Achar
Uske Bahane Humesa Taiyar

 

Ganne Ka Ras
Na Kare Tu Sms

 

Bahane Hai Easy
Kehte Ho I'm Busy