Best Jokes All Time

"Banta driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls"

2009-11-06T21:10:00.000-08:00

I thought this article might interest you."Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed!The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and the.."You can read the full article here: http://

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2009-11-06T20:34:00.001-08:00

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2009-11-06T20:24:00.000-08:00

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Parents Beware : Now, kids find a sex game!

2009-09-30T20:56:00.000-07:00

Join Yahoo Fun Group1 b a Join Yahoo Fun Group2 Visit WebsiteA BIGADDA.ORG Now, kids find a sex game! Brit kids, as young as seven, are increasingly shopping for "shag bands"- cheap plastic bracelets with different

multi-syllable words

2009-07-17T01:14:00.001-07:00

Little Johnny's teacher says "Class today we are going to learnmulti-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of amulti-syllable word?"Little Johnny raises his hand "Me Miss Finch!"Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad "All right Little Johnnywhat is your multi-syllable word?"Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate".Miss Finch smiles and says "Well little Johnny that sure is a mouthful!

I was a light bulb

2009-07-17T01:12:00.001-07:00

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allowme to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few

Always allow BOSS to speak first

2009-07-14T20:53:00.001-07:00

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,

Man opens the door of his car for his wife

2009-07-13T04:07:00.001-07:00

Q: What is the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck? A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck. * * * * * When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is. * * * * * Marrige is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marrige is

Kanjibhai likes Chinese food

2009-07-10T04:10:00.000-07:00

Kanjibhai walked into a Chinese restaurant one day and placed his order. While he was waiting for his food to be prepared, he struck up a conversation with the old Chinese man who was the proprietor of the shop.The conversation turned to culture and knowledge."I am intrigued by how wise you Chinese people are," Kanjibhai said."Yes," replied the Chinaman, "Our culture is over 4,000 years

Kanjibhai goes to a Mall

2009-07-10T03:51:00.001-07:00

Kanjibhai and Rupaben took their two-year-old Niece ( Mama Ni Dikri ) to the Shopping Mall. The little girl soon got tired of walking, so Kanjibhai let her ride on his shoulders. As Kanjibhai walked, The little girl began pulling his hair. Although Kanjibhai asked her to stop several times, she kept on. Getting irritated , Kanjibhai asked the little girl to Stop that. "But, Mamaji ," she

Kanjibhai Shins - The Joke

2009-07-10T03:42:00.001-07:00

While giving a physical, the doctor noticed Kanjibhai's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises."Tell me," asked the doctor to Kanjibhai , "do you play hockey or soccer ?""Neither...." said Kanjibhai , "Rupaben and I play bridge."

Funny Sardar Jokes

2009-07-10T03:39:00.001-07:00

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

A Mixed Collection of Funny Poetry

2009-07-06T03:44:00.001-07:00

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag

Nine Jokes 18+ Amazing

2009-07-02T21:53:00.000-07:00

1) "Rape is Not a Crime" Its just a "Surprise Sex" 2)Medical Science Says: "Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation" But the Truth is.. "Tighter The Woman's Clothing, Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Blood" ;-> 3)In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a written note: "don't take more than 1, God is watching!" A little further there was a box of choclates, a naughty child

Small Joke

2009-06-15T00:39:00.000-07:00

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of firecrackers on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put 'Happy Diwali' under the firecrackers.So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.The woman then instructs him to put a tattoo of buckets of water with 'Happy Holi' up on her left thigh.So the guy

Collection of 5 Sweet SMS

2009-06-15T00:01:00.000-07:00

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........ 2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender almost got crushed..!! 3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i hav strtd loving a boy! Mom angry:Wat?? Hw old is he? Wt duz he do??

HINDI JOKES FROM GANESH KUMBLE

2009-06-14T23:41:00.000-07:00

TEACHER NE MONU SE KAHA- "MONU, IS BAR TUMHE 80% ANK LANE HAI." MONU BOLA- "SIR, IS BAAR MAI 80% NAHI 100% ANK LAUNGA." TEACHER BADA HAIRAN HUA- "TUM KYO MAJAK KAR RAHE HO." MONU NE KAHA- "PAHLE MAJAK SHURU KISNE KIYA THA ?" ********************************** TEACHER NE MONTU SE PUCHHA- "MONTU TUM AAJ PHIR SCHOOL LATE AAYE HO. KAB UTHTE HO?" MONTU NE JAWAB DIYA- "JI, SONE KE BAAD."

Sweet 8 Jokes

2009-06-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

1) Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India.Boss: which part?Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India. 2) Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 3) Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with

START OF LIFE

2009-06-01T22:49:00.000-07:00

Enter Password F*****.FR****FRI***FRIE**FRIEN*FRIEND Code accepted::""--"": Welcome". ." to "v" MY HEART ! .................................... Mandiro me Hath Jode jate hai,Masjido me Hath Failaye jate hai. Per sirf "DOSTI" hi ek aisa Rishta haiJisme Hath Milaye jate hai............. .................................... Birth is "START OF LIFE", Beauty is "ART OF LIFE",

ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE - 5 SMS

2009-05-30T03:19:00.000-07:00

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. ................................................. Wen it rains all d birds fly 4Shelter.Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain By Flying Above d Cloud.Problem is common 2 all Bt ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE ................................................. Never blame a day in Ur

Jokes by Engineers

2009-05-30T02:41:00.000-07:00

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. ---------------------------------------------------------- Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. ---------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do

Getting Married be carful- best jokes

2009-05-29T00:24:00.000-07:00

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead ! Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world

5 New Jokes

2009-05-29T00:05:00.000-07:00

Ek bhoot dusare bhoot ko bolta hai - Kitni ajeeb baat hai aadmi mar ne ke baad bhoot ban jata hai, par aurat chudel ki chudel hi rehti hai..... Wife - Ek baat bolu maarna mat. Husband - Bolo. Wife - I am

old age funtime

2009-05-24T21:23:00.001-07:00

A 90-year-old man was getting his annual checkup done. The doctor asked him How he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter

Aspire to Inspire before you Expire

2009-05-24T21:22:00.000-07:00

What A Coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar..... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me...... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a

group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians

2009-05-20T04:17:00.001-07:00

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour. ******** Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die. Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already

sitting at a computer all day

2009-05-18T23:31:00.000-07:00

For those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best. Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you

What is the meaning of WIFE naughty jokes

2009-05-18T23:22:00.000-07:00

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?" First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep aside it." Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian

MY HUSBAND DID

2009-05-18T00:38:00.001-07:00

A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ..... and robs the Bank!... But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: "Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES" The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!... SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND

What is the secret behind your happy married life

2009-05-17T21:38:00.000-07:00

Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."Banta asked, "Can you explain?"Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman-sms collection

2009-05-14T03:40:00.000-07:00

ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman h..ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera iman h.. ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI..Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai. .................. My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins. & 1'min=60'secs. But she never told me that 1'sec. Without a FRIEND like U is equal to 100'years. ................... How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As

4 Marriage Mix Jokes

2009-05-14T02:19:00.000-07:00

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ****** A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you

maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi sms collection

2009-05-14T01:22:00.000-07:00

maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi, eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi... ................................................... Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho.... ..............

Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar sms collection

2009-05-14T01:13:00.000-07:00

Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar. Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,In yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar.. .......................................... Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, Magar in ankho se roya na gaya, Kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile,Ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya. .......................................... Mitti meri

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu - sms

2009-05-12T07:12:00.000-07:00

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,tu hee bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu. hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,magar kismat woh din na laaye to kya karu. ................................................. har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,har husn lajawab nahi hota... nazar to nazaro se milti hai, har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota.. ...................................

30 romantic sms

2009-05-12T01:43:00.000-07:00

1 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai. 2 Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef, Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar. 3 Karte Rahe Intezaar Har Ghari, A Dil Humne Ye Kaya Kho Diya Uth Gaya Yakeen Wafa Se,

Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks

2009-05-11T23:20:00.000-07:00

Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced Thepla's from their shopping bags and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own food in here!" Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai looked at each other, shrugged theirshoulders and then exchanged Theplas.

There was a good-natured millionaire in the town and three beggars thought of approaching him for help

2009-05-09T00:08:00.000-07:00

There was a good-natured millionaire in the town. Three beggars thought of approaching him for help. The first man went to the millionaire and said: "O Lord! I want five rupees. Please give me." The millionaire was taken aback at this man's impudence. "What! You demand five rupees from me as though I owe you the money! How dare you? How can I afford to give five rupees to a single beggar?

Mothers & daughters-in-law new joke

2009-05-05T00:33:00.000-07:00

Mothers & daughters-in-law! A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better s eeing relations between them were very sour. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the

Correction - JOKES

2009-05-04T03:36:00.001-07:00

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?Student : Ladies first. ............................................ Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?Husband: Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

man ordered a soup in the restaurant JOKES

2009-05-04T03:04:00.000-07:00

A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO". ............................................... Son asks father diff btw Confidence and Confidential?Dad says- u

Kabhi Honda Chalaya kya hindi jokes

2009-05-03T23:38:00.000-07:00

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari 'Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off....The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Sardarji came zoooooooooom... in the opposite direction, peeped into

HASANA MANA HAI JOKES AT BEST

2009-05-03T22:25:00.000-07:00

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... ********** Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna. Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna... **********UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO

A woman goes to the supermarket - joke

2009-04-29T00:02:00.000-07:00

A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down theaisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, herbreasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times a manapproaches her and ask if she is having a problem.She tells him no. He says that he would like to know what she is doingat the beginning of each aisle. She says she is trying to remember

Kanjibhai asks funny jokes

2009-04-28T23:38:00.000-07:00

The doctor knocked at the hospital door before entering Kanjibhai's room. Kanjibhai called out to come in.The doctor then proceeded to tell Kanjibhaito remove all of his clothing after which he gave him a thorough, from top to bottom, front to back, leaving no part of his body untouched. When he had finished, Kanjibhai looked the doctor straight in the eye and asked, "Doctor, canI ask you a

A DRUNK ON THE BUS - JOKE

2009-04-28T05:06:00.000-07:00

A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop. He reacts by stumbling to the front of the bus. Still the drunk man is fumbling in his pocket for change. The bus jerks forward once

Prostitute Parrots ( jOke )

2009-04-28T01:43:00.000-07:00

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"' "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my

Lie Detector Robot JOKE

2009-04-28T01:24:00.000-07:00

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked.

Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss (JOKE)

2009-04-27T22:18:00.000-07:00

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are inloud discussions during office time..... Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happenedto a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss" They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going todouse him with petrol and set him on

I got your money back ( JOKE)

2009-04-27T22:05:00.000-07:00

Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want. Finally one of the guys gets an idea, goes into the pharmacy, whips out his member and lays his money beside it on the counter. The pharmacist looks around to make sure no other customers are in the store, whips out

Wife Was Cheating ( JOKE )

2009-04-27T21:56:00.000-07:00

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?". The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in

enjoying the Deal Under the Table (JOKE)

2009-04-27T21:18:00.000-07:00

A romantic young married couple exploring new ways of romance, intimacy, love, pleasure, joy, touch, smell, positions and styles of Kamasutra, venue, adventure were sitting at a candle light table in a splendid restaurant in the quietest corner of their choice. They ordered expensive wine and Hors D'oeuvres. Suddenly the man started slipping on his chair. The waitress noticed it from

Three patients in a mental institution prepare - Joke

2009-04-27T04:34:00.000-07:00

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, If they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The

SANDWICH ( HINDI JOKE & FUNNY SMS )

2009-04-27T02:07:00.001-07:00

1)A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? " Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi? 2)Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha. A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?" He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !" 3)Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao

Men's Logic ( FUNNY JOKE )

2009-04-26T23:42:00.001-07:00

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child.The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"The man sat for a while contemplating...

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the

2009-04-25T12:17:00.000-07:00

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had openheart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in thecare of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questionsregarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.She asked if he had health insurance.He replied, in a raspy voice, '' No health insurance.'The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He